merry xmas to me

 so i got a new mouse and keyboard

light green, raised keys. and already i feel like

i'm writing better because this is the way it's 

supposed to feel. +

i can sit back in my chair with my new

warby parker ninety  five dollah glasses

mid range vision.  oops nope these

are the 250 progressives from 2 years ago

i've bent and sat on so  many times

they really don't fit my face but i'm used to them

they're my driving glasses at night cuz the warbys

blur things at distance, which is fine during the day

but i don't want to hit a car cuz i can't judge distance.

i know this is blech but it's what i'm thinking

as the key makes the words flow and i don't 

think i'm the don with a wonderful 

enchanting best ever story so it's 

not so much ego as wow what ease

what sweet typing heaven i've come into

funny what a new keyboard will do for you

when it's a perfect fit.

now i think i'll go do something else. decorate a tree

buy a gallon of paint maybe go to sleep cuz damn

i'm worn . thanks for the keys!