ybor shoe licker
i don't know what pov to take on this legend.
i want to get inside the licker's head, find out what
compells him to stalk ybor, particulatrly the artists
who hang out lookin for a place
to play their music without gettin hassled
but i bet he goes for any unsuspecting tourist
with a look of affability. like you, pleased
to be sitting in a coffee house where free
music and poetry entertains a full house
of culture freaks while i lean into your caress
allowing you to look down my little black dress.
we talk to him for a moment, he
seems familiar, maybe i've heard you read?
he shyly turns his head
murmurs what could be yes or no
and it comes to me he's the licker but i've only
seen him sidle by on friday open mic pointed
out by victims past, and he was always wearing
a rasta hat. this dude has a soul train pimp cap,
denim, studded with rhinestones. he seems
pleasant enough, if a bit shy. and gay.
a simple dark scar slices his right cheek
near his bee stung lips. his lashes are long
his countenance demure. harmless boy. not
the licker. i gotta stop being so suspicious.
i read my stuff on the mic. when i come back i lean
into you again., how was it? great you nod
and smile. we watch a couple more
poets and a singer
who wrote a song about jesus
you seem antsy and i'm ready to leave
when j gig comes on because
i'm still piqued at him cuz of he
dissed me last open mic
i was at,
which wasn't last night's
he can gotohell the arrogant slut
until i'm not pissed & you interrupt
hey
listen not to change to subject but
i gotta tell you what happened back there
when you went up to the mic that guy
asked me if you were gonna read poetry
and i said yeh, duh and then he asks me
what kind of shoes i have like
out of nowhere
and i'm like ummm, timberlane n then he asks
can i see the bottom of them? and i'm like
whaaa...? but i put out
my foot sole up and he drops
to his knees like some kind of worship
his head bowed then he licks the bottom
of my shoe from heel to toe all the while
watching me with a .... a ...
lascivious? i suggest
no it was...well i guess it was sexual
i mean i do feel violated and he was
enjoying it so much, it was like oh ..man ,
and then he ran out the back door , wait..what?
i thought you'd be calling me for bullshit , i thought
you wouldn't believe me
and that's when i hadda tell you
what i should i have told you when he sat down
next to us but i wasn't sure
that was him really, besides i thought
he might be a legend the guys made up
to write obnoxious poems about
i still haven't ever seen him do it with
my own eyes for all i know the guys
coulda got to you while
i was reading , fed you this story to play
me even now so i'll write another
poem about this poor bastard
that licks shoes in ybor city
and he never did any such
thing at all.. after dinner and a walking tour
of the famous ybor- little slice of new orleans
in cigar city- we come back
around the bunker and the guys
are basking in remembrance
of applause for the performance
we walked out on. we stop
and laugh about how you
got violated by the legend
and m sez yeh ?he got me tonite too!
and his story's just like yours
and b sez oh yeh, the guy's
got a facebook page and everything
and j gig just nods and looks at the bttom
of his glass and i'm wondering how
you'll handle this writer
who has to hold on to legend
iin the face of an otherwise
convincing reality.
i want to get inside the licker's head, find out what
compells him to stalk ybor, particulatrly the artists
who hang out lookin for a place
to play their music without gettin hassled
but i bet he goes for any unsuspecting tourist
with a look of affability. like you, pleased
to be sitting in a coffee house where free
music and poetry entertains a full house
of culture freaks while i lean into your caress
allowing you to look down my little black dress.
we talk to him for a moment, he
seems familiar, maybe i've heard you read?
he shyly turns his head
murmurs what could be yes or no
and it comes to me he's the licker but i've only
seen him sidle by on friday open mic pointed
out by victims past, and he was always wearing
a rasta hat. this dude has a soul train pimp cap,
denim, studded with rhinestones. he seems
pleasant enough, if a bit shy. and gay.
a simple dark scar slices his right cheek
near his bee stung lips. his lashes are long
his countenance demure. harmless boy. not
the licker. i gotta stop being so suspicious.
i read my stuff on the mic. when i come back i lean
into you again., how was it? great you nod
and smile. we watch a couple more
poets and a singer
who wrote a song about jesus
you seem antsy and i'm ready to leave
when j gig comes on because
i'm still piqued at him cuz of he
dissed me last open mic
i was at,
which wasn't last night's
he can gotohell the arrogant slut
until i'm not pissed & you interrupt
hey
listen not to change to subject but
i gotta tell you what happened back there
when you went up to the mic that guy
asked me if you were gonna read poetry
and i said yeh, duh and then he asks me
what kind of shoes i have like
out of nowhere
and i'm like ummm, timberlane n then he asks
can i see the bottom of them? and i'm like
whaaa...? but i put out
my foot sole up and he drops
to his knees like some kind of worship
his head bowed then he licks the bottom
of my shoe from heel to toe all the while
watching me with a .... a ...
lascivious? i suggest
no it was...well i guess it was sexual
i mean i do feel violated and he was
enjoying it so much, it was like oh ..man ,
and then he ran out the back door , wait..what?
i thought you'd be calling me for bullshit , i thought
you wouldn't believe me
and that's when i hadda tell you
what i should i have told you when he sat down
next to us but i wasn't sure
that was him really, besides i thought
he might be a legend the guys made up
to write obnoxious poems about
i still haven't ever seen him do it with
my own eyes for all i know the guys
coulda got to you while
i was reading , fed you this story to play
me even now so i'll write another
poem about this poor bastard
that licks shoes in ybor city
and he never did any such
thing at all.. after dinner and a walking tour
of the famous ybor- little slice of new orleans
in cigar city- we come back
around the bunker and the guys
are basking in remembrance
of applause for the performance
we walked out on. we stop
and laugh about how you
got violated by the legend
and m sez yeh ?he got me tonite too!
and his story's just like yours
and b sez oh yeh, the guy's
got a facebook page and everything
and j gig just nods and looks at the bttom
of his glass and i'm wondering how
you'll handle this writer
who has to hold on to legend
iin the face of an otherwise
convincing reality.
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