new methods for precisely determining uncertainty

strong headwinds caught on the barb wire
wrapped familial around a crib. inside, a baby
as all things cribby seem to be. inside, lungs,
heart, motor skills. the headwinds peered
laciviously into her future, mottled green
and brown skiens of peccadillos rumbling
in her eyes. she closed them for a nap. precisely
at six each evening. she wouldn't awaken
until the first photons hit the pilot wave, precisely.
so they just never knew. that drove them down
the slopes into marshes, howling like every horror
cliche and the face of scream . nasa then tried
to quantify this for a warp speed drive which led
to some pretty interesting congressional hearings
in which  DOT and DARPA both confessed
they would have used waterboarding if only the kids
would return them after they finish surfing the internet.
none of this was good enough for explanation
or even an underfunded grant. the uncertainty principle
was standing outside of class when she finally skipped
into consciousness. the crib was dingos on ayers rock,
barb wire strode home without her usual ice cream cone
and the headwinds took notes for the methods of determinism
so they could catch up on everything they'd missed
while out with the flu.