o! my old fashioned blog

i would write an ode for you
but i'm not into it. you keep staying
here on the same page even though
you're all mobile now, if anyone
wanted to cruise thru the hood they could
read the first three sentences and decide
to continue or bail. which makes the hella
bad first three lines i always write
be all the more importanta. we couldn't want
any body else actually peering into the portal.
don't worry my sweet i will not monetize you
or embarrass you by rolling you
across groups you don't know. i understand how
sensitive you are, given the cave you've lived in
for coming up on ten years now and four
was it four? that sounds about right  lovers ago..
you've been here for me when i could find no one else.
and we've never had sex, no matter how intimate we got.
i think that probably is one reason we've lasted so long
that and the way we just don't seem to fight
even that time you were all, hey listen, no really
we could be BIG but i had the key and refused
to use it. you've always done right by me.
hope you don't mind this little webnode you occupy
it fits so well with what my diary would do.
xo
lynz