trouble, she said

trouble will find you
if you mess with me. now
he don't  know how easy it is
to rile him up, and i'm giving him
a break because it looks like
all anyone wants from him is his
money. i don't want to seem
ungrateful for all he's done for me
but honey i'm just beyond
bored
 in this sweet little town
with only my brother and his family
left that i know and i
it's very nice of them to drop
by when they can but  i'm awfully tired of visitin with them
specially when they don't bring
the kids poor things with their daddy
being an asshole and momma
in rehab again i just
have to bite my tongue when he comes around he
is so easy to rile, so i told him brother
i'm gonna wrangle a visit to my niece's house
and when i do will you be so kind to drive
me over there. which
niece he wants to know, not the one
just got out of jail . and why
not, i ask him, ain't she family too didn't
we have the same selfish brother didn't we leave
them kids to fend for themselves when
he got himself killed
out on hiway seventeen drivin that woman's corvette
while his wife , that lying bitch, was trying
to divorce him cuz she she couldn't
take the screwing around anymore i mean wasn't
him dying the best thing ever happen
to her
when she took ALL the money for YEARS
she should have been putting aside
for their eduCAtion and bought horses, horses
can you imagine and them kids without
good shoes in the winter that witch
did not even get her chiildren's father my BROther
your brother a gravestone with that money
so it's no wonder trouble
followed our niece like a ghost from memphis, memphis
he says, what the hell has memphis got to do
with it. well, i says, that's where i need the ride.