bong buy back program

americas bd comin up so to celebrate
we gonna buy yr water pipes ummm excuse me
bongs 'glass plastic wood for guns metal explosives
another bright idea brought to you by your less gumment gumment
the republican party. not only
will we give you amnesty for owning these subversive tools
we will equip you for life
without bongs in the stand your ground state
you too will have the opportunity to experience healthful
state of the art outdoor life in both urban and rural venues.
we have three sizes to choose from so come on down
make your trade today!