postal

i need to go to the airport.

why not give it to the carrier? isn't that why
we have curbside service?

the one in south carolina was all
snotty when i'd use them.
well, one lady in particular.
 i had to be all honey chile with her

so it was like  excuse me ms. carrier
are you headed to the post office can you carry
these packages with you, i've paid
for the use of your services, but would you like
a glass of fresh squeezed lemonade to go ?

right?  you know those last parcels i sent
got all the way to vermont in a day! i told
 the woman at the airport how impressed i was
 with the service. she laughed, said "you got lucky"

can you imagine ups saying hey man, don't use us!
you're mailing too many packages, dude.
take it easy, btw, here's the number for fed ex.
stamps are a thing of the past. get a printer.


















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there are those that think the boston bombings
are  justification for the government to use putin style
dealings with terrorists. there are those that realise drones,
quantanamo and libya put us in the terror arena.
i can read them all on cnn. laughing at the lady whose lame
comment on russian style search and destroy
brought on cries of heeeeeeeeeeeeelya, so she  vowed
to never post an opinion on politix again. amen sista.















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some day alla this palentology is gonna wipe you out girl.
look now, you're yawning. just wanna forget
how much tamed lion resides between the two of us
daughter. just wanna laugh about things without
the roar and teeth bared. never gonna be unless
 it comes from me.  sheath those claws when in her reach.