new particle discovered

"A nuclear particle was uncovered by Finnish scientists today. The new particle, dubbed the "grooveon" is said to be one of the most fundamental forces yet discovered."













take two superconducting
sloughs of skin and point them
at each other. add music and rebellion
hormones and speed.  break out your
meters and get ready to record
the collision. scientists have
agreed that the desire generated
will create whole new
universes.  so do
try this at home,
kiddies