mystery

gaah. guys are so
predictable. my current ad
has sparks and flames adorning
the four twenty ailses. there is no
picture. there is only a promise
of one if the prince piques
my interest. i am listed in
intimate encounters. and so the promise
of sex wins again. assholes.
and you claim you want love
and you claim you want a girl just like
the girl who married
well you can fuck your marriage
cuz you never believed in it
or cinderella and her freakin shoe
the reason it was made of glass
is so you could break it, after
you'd fucked her in it that is, those
clear stilettos shaping her ass
and calves to your desired height, just right
slip it in, claim the night, look,her feet
are off the ground on your pedestal
look at the strength in your penis.

whew. i bet the ad stops working now.
once you spill the magic, it ceases.
that's why names are so enigmatic