dear mascara makers

please make a product that will thicken my lashes
without making me look like a kardashian.

omg, i just wrote myself into a very popular google search.
oh well.
still, those star pointed lashes
look they have a frightened fuzzy caterpillar stuck between
the eyeball and the lid.

don't they? i imagine thick and lustrous,
not long and spikey.

please, work on that, k?