not ready for crime time

this guy's an internet stalker
like hey!!!
like why don't you write to me?!!!!
why don't you call me??!!!! like
we'd been married for six years
and i ain't been bringin him
a six pack every night at six in fact
i'm almost never home at six anymore
so now that's six six six
times 2 which talk about writing
on a wall, and if i throw some bleach
on that, i deserve the knock out
i see in the sheen on his face
and throw in some slaps
like the grease in his hair so i think
wow some people don't get it
the internet is here
for distance so you should just keep
yours until you at least get
to talk on the phone you really
shouldn't beat your wife before
you marry her.